Like all scientists, I occasionally use psychedelics, but they played no role in these experiments. Though, come to think of it... they may have had some small effect... but everything does. Anyways, nobody got very badly hurt.

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I am not currently running any experiments but still trying to interpret the last one. I will post my findings once I've figured out how.

This is just to set the ambiance.

Update — Status Report

Not only did I miss all of my deadlines — I never realized I had to make any! At my current rate of decline, I expect to hit land in four score and sixty-four weeks from now... That doesn't give us much time — Get in!