What is the Difference Between Cars and Women?
Both are objects for riding in, both are sexy status symbols, yet there actually is a lot they don't have in common. Like what? Read on to find out.
Polina (2018-2021)
This was a Russian Mercedes I picked up in Moscow Autumn 2018. Hands down, the best I ever had. She had so many subtle features, I swear this car was smarter than I am. Unfortunately things didn't end well.
Scarlett (2016-2017)
My red California Alfa Romeo convertible. Okay Alfas aren't the fastest or most dependable, but damn she was fun! She would swing her ass into every turn so it kinda felt like you were just riding a big skateboard. One time, her engine EXPLODED outside Las Vegas, so I had to frantically put out the fire with a pack of water bottles I had luckily just bought. Unfortunately, I had to let her go when I moved to Europe.
Liz (2015-2017)
I have to thank this evil bitch for getting me through my early years and my LA commute with only moderate to extreme danger.
Pam (2007-2012)
You never forget your first. She was my ride in high school, Cherries & Clover, Roadtrip USA 2010 & Mushroom Trip II.
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