In 2013, while working as a 24 year old software engineer in Santa Monica, CA I learned about Bitcoin. Having immediately understood the technology and it's revolutionary potential, but without having any savings to invest, I maxxed out 5 credit cards buying approximately 70 of these "imaginary internet coins." Within a few years, I had already net 30 TIMES my initial investment! I was confident enough to take that huge risk because I've been making accurate predictions for my entire life. Would you like to know what I see coming next?

Admittedly, my millionaire status was quite brief — and still wasn't enough money to brag about — but no website about my life could be complete without mentioning that chapter. The only reason I haven't regained the funds is because I've been doing more important things. Whether anybody believes this, doesn't matter, but I have to post the truth for those who seek it. I will get more money if I decide that I need it — I've done it before — I can do it again. There were also some extraordinary circumstances to take into account, but they seem to have abated now.

Bitcoin Millionaire Murders

News clippings about suspicious deaths.

Persecution

Evidence of my sustained harassment by shadowy figures.

What Can Be More Important Than Getting Rich?

See What I'm Worth.