My Assimilation into the UK

My experience assimilating into the United Kingdom.

Northwestern Europe

The United Kingdom is part of Northwestern Europe — a region with diverse landscapes from coastal plains to the Icelandic mountains, cuisine rich in seafood and dairy, countless landmarks and a great history of contributions to pop culture, music, literature, science and more.

Tastes of the World

My thoughts on British food.

While I think it was necessary to protect our independence, I also think Britain should eventually be reintegrated with the EU, but with privileges and smart contract safeguards in place to ensure that the new agreement couldn't possibly be violated. The historical and geographical ties are too strong to ignore.

William Shakespeare

A very influential English poet and playwright.

Harry Potter

A British fantasy book and film series.

Skins

My take on this iconic series.

Jaguar

A British sports and luxury car manufacturer.

Burberry

A British heritage brand recognized for its iconic trench coats, check patterns and luxury accessories.

The White Roses

One of Northern England's most promising new bands.

I learned about Britain's conflicted rehabilitation program by spending half a day in the summer of 2023 with a young homeless man (proxy photo) living just outside York's Micklegate Bar. After treating him to lunch and some new attire, he confided in me that the reason he was reluctant to work is because 70% of his wages are withheld to pay for his lodging, so instead he's just waiting several months until the judge progresses his case. He also seemed to have some undiagnosed disorder. Clearly, this incentives problem requires a legislative solution.