
Titans of Industry
23.10.2026: Soros must've forgotten his meds because I just bought a boatload of establishment stocks at a discount! Pick them up too, friends, so we can rule the galaxy together!

Goldman Sachs
Goldman and JPMorgan (overpriced) are The Kings of Wall Street. Grab them while you can and NEVER LET GO!

Barclays
The British Goldman Sachs. American investors have overlooked this one.

Morgan Stanley
The bank your bank uses. They've been making the rich richer since before most of us were born.

Bank of America
America's biggest consumer bank. Oddly underpriced despite solid fundamentals.

Broadcom
The Big Daddy of AI hardware.

McDonalds
I never heard of it either but apparently they're a big deal.

Halliburton
The world's second largest oil services company. They got a surprise in the pipeline that will have her gushing!

Tyson Foods
Don't forget some Consumer Staples to ride out the storm, next time one comes around.
























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