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Adventure Guide

How to survive the treacherous early phases of a friendship with me (because a roadmap is necessary).

• Read the Jack section. Recognize it's a good thing to have.

• Bring your A-Game. The bounty is greater than it seems.

• Learn astrology basics so you can understand (and benefit from) what I'm always talking about.

• Show me what you're worth. I'm always cutting dead weight.

Register a free membership to access the private messenger in case we accidentally lose touch.

• Take extra care in case there are still a few screws loose in my head from previous adventures. But don't be a pussy.

• Go into it forewarned that it will be complex. If that excites you, cool. If not, good luck elsewhere. I am a lot of things – easy is not one of them. But if you're looking for something you can really sink your teeth into, perhaps I can be of service.

The Waiting Game

Never play The Waiting Game with a Capricorn. You will probably die (of old age) before you win.