Jack 101

Be Prepared

Read the Jack, Psychology and Relationships sections. Appreciate the guidance others never had.

No Second Chances

Unless you've earned one (I'll let you know). Take it up with gravity.

Astrology

Learn astrology basics so you can understand what I'm always talking about.

Look to the Future

Did I say something that sounds crazy? It won't soon.

Show Me Your Worth

I'm always cutting dead weight. Give me a reason to keep you around.

Creepers

Don't conceal what you've learned about me from this site. I am hyper-vigilant about manipulators.

Be Fair & Courteous

Good manners are a marker of class. Some can't help it, I understand... Kill them.

This Sounds Hard

Yeah I know, that's why I had to make a page to scare people off. Saves us both time.

Relish the Challenge

Are you still here? Alright here's the deal: Greatness is either hard or fake. I am a lot of things –– easy isn't one of them. Now either join the winning side or leave. I don't care.