Jack 101

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Survival Guide

How to survive the treacherous early phases of a friendship with me (because instructions are necessary).

Be Prepared

Read the Jack section.

No Second Chances

Unless you've earned one (I'll let you know). Take it up with gravity.

Astrology

Learn astrology basics so you can understand what I'm always talking about.

No Manipulators

Don't conceal what you already know about me. My life is public, so I must be vigilant about manipulators.

Look to the Future

Did I say something that sounds crazy? It won't soon.

Show Me Your Worth

I'm always cutting dead weight. Give me a reason to keep you around.

This Sounds Hard

Yeah I know, that's why I had to make a page to scare people off.

Relish the Challenge

Greatness is either hard or fake. I am a lot of things –– easy isn't one of them.