Mystery Girl

This wasn't a relationship but still a cute story.

Masculine Ideal

I've always found this photo of Charlie Hunnam to represent all the qualities I think a man should have: he is strong, yet gentle. Powerful, yet humble and pensive. The black and white gives him an element of class, yet his long hair and beard show his soul is wild and free. This is the balance of opposites I try to achieve.

Feminine Ideal

She must live up to her own convictions, be honest, strong and polite, but also assertive, or I'll wander off.

The Jack Vaughn Women's Unit at St. Petersburg Psychiatric Hospital

I'm honored to thank the St. Petersburg Psychiatric Hospital for renaming their female ward after me.

The Beauty Curse

No matter how bad it gets, they think your life is easy. I don't.

My Feminine Side

I am probably more feminine than is typical for men, but my orientation has always been straight.

Internal Beauty

Of course being hot is important (critical actually), but worthless without a good soul. Under my x-ray vision, even the shiniest red apple looks repulsive if worm-infested. So be a good apple.

Intensity

I seem chill on the outside but my fires burn hot, so my girl's gotta be tough. I'm a good guy, but I've broken prettier girls than you, believe it or not.

Beauty Sleep

I know what it takes for a girl to stay beautiful. I have no problem with that. A man's job is to give his girl the best stuff possible to eventually turn her into the optimal baby-maker.

Corruption of Sex & Love

I despise those who turn sex into an addiction for profit. Love is sacred.

Loyalty

If I say forever -- it's forever.

My Music

Seems relevant.

Playlists

There's almost no better way to get a feel for someone than by listening to their music.

Why I Pierced My Tongue

When it comes to love (or anything important), I go to great lengths to do a good job.

Loitering Girls

I never believed this would become a problem, but I am getting increasingly annoyed by girls trying to get my attention in indirect ways they can later deny. If you can't summon the courage to say "hi," I'm not right for you.

Limited Texting

I avoid texting because it lets others misinterpret my tone of voice. I prefer talking in person or video chat.

Marriage

My thoughts about marriage.